The Best Clean Jokes (According to Reddit)

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Welcome back to the St. Andrews Blog! Today, we’re sharing clean and funny jokes for our residents in Columbus, GA. The end of summer is a busy time of year. Whether you’re running around doing errands or participating in a physically demanding activity, it can be rewarding to slow down and laugh at a joke or two. Let’s see what the users of Reddit have to say about the best clean jokes.

As we shared back in May, Reddit is a website where people can post content such as links, text posts, and images, which people can comment and vote on. The more popular the comments in the post, the more points they receive. In thinking of funny jokes that our residents can enjoy reading in their Columbus, GA apartments, we found a great Reddit thread about the best clean jokes people know. Check them out here:

  • A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom.

First, he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.

Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.

Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done.

Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time.

When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.
 

  • A man walks into a nearly empty bar and orders a drink. He's sitting alone at the end of the bar, sipping away, and he hears a voice.

"Nice shirt."

He looks around and sees no one nearby. He forgets about it and continues drinking.

"Nice tie," the voice says again.

He looks around for a second time. The bartender and all the other customers are on the other side of the room. Confused, the man calls the bartender over and asks about the mysterious voice that admired his clothing.

"Oh, that's the peanuts," the bartender said.

"The peanuts?" asked the man.

"Yeah, they're complimentary."

 

  • Do you know what a plateau is? It's the highest form of flattery!

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